Got Milk?

Saving the universe is no easy task.  Whether
I'm fighting Sludge Vohaul or trying to get stubborn
scuff marks off the deck of the Deepship 86, milk
gives me the strong bones and good teeth I need to
get the job done.  So, remember the words of this
interstellar sanitation engineer.  Milk--it really cleans up.

Where's your mustache?

A parody of the National Fluid Milk Processor Promotion Board ad campign.
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